blackberryshawty:

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

  • Steven Universe Season 1: If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!!
  • Steven Universe Season 4 Finale: I am going to sacrifice myself to militant alien dictators because of my extreme self loathing and the guilt I feel for putting my friends and family in danger just by the merit of being around me.

radically-logical:

65-percent-puns:

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

#animals  #omg 

just-shower-thoughts:

9 times out of 10 my bladder is what motivates me to get out of bed

thedruidsforest:

The faeries appreciate the tea that you forgot to drink

pink-marzipan:

Life hack: find your soul mate by randomly humming Animal Crossing: New Leaf music appropriate to the hour.

#LOL  #acnl 

weedmeowth:

im moving to neopets the economy is in shambles but its run by a matriarchy of fairy women so like

People can’t anticipate how much they’ll miss the natural world until they are deprived of it.

I have read about submarine crewmen who haunt the sonar room, listening to whale songs and colonies of snapping shrimp. Submarine captains dispense “periscope liberty” - a chance to gaze at clouds and birds and coastlines - and remind themselves that the natural world still exists. I once met a man who told me that after landing in Christchurch, New Zealand, after a winter at the South Pole research station, he and his companions spent a couple of days just wandering around staring in awe at flowers and trees. At one point, one of them spotted a woman pushing a stroller. “A baby!” he shouted, and they all rushed across the street to see. The woman turned the stroller and ran.

Nothing tops space as a barren, unnatural environment. Astronauts who had no prior interest in gardening spend hours tending experimental greenhouses. “They are our love,” said cosmonaut Vladislav Volkov of the tiny flax plants - with which they shared the confines of Salyut 1, the first Soviet space station. At least in orbit, you can look out the window and see the natural world below.

On a Mars mission, once astronauts lose sight of Earth, they’ll be nothing to see outside the window. “You’ll be bathed in permanent sunlight, so you won’t eve see any stars,” astronaut Andy Thomas explained to me.

“All you’ll see is black.”


Mary Roach. Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void. 

This is a really interesting read - it’s got a lot of information that I would never have thought to think of (such as - will astronauts eyeballs become different shapes without gravity - weird), but it also has really good chapters about the psychology of space. 

(via psycholar)


imanes:

weird how lighting a candle can make u feel marginally better like ur still feeling the same but at least there’s a candle burning… nice